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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

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hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

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mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop.
Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.

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http://billclinton.co.vu/post/83687320248/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why

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masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

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mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

I have a friend like that. Though we’re too lazy to walk across the street to go to the other persons house ;o

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depress1vepaths:

I hate those kind of days.
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Rant of the Day

redivide:

Same sex marriage shouldn’t be a thing that people vote to be legal or illegal. if someone loves the same sex, let it be. If you try to say that it’s in the bible and that God hates gays, you are wrong my friend. He loves everyone the same, not less or more. Using the bible as a…

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